1. Listen, I'm the coach and I'm sure you should run that way. Oh, and don't get tackled.

Posted at 4:46PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by Scott K.

2. ok, here's the plan: number 75, you do the truffle shuffle to distract the crowd. Number 44, you grab the Heisman and we'll make a run for it

Posted at 5:13PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by vegimorph

3. Put your helmet on next time, and it won't hurt quite so much.

Posted at 5:15PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by Kurt

4. Barack Obama faces one of his earliest hurdles in his race for the White House.

Posted at 5:31PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by Ben B.

5. "Listen kid, take it easy on the shirt. Jim Brown and Floyd Little still need it wear it, and we ain't washing the good luck off."

Posted at 5:33PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by Frank Townend

6. ORANGE you glad I didn't say banana?

Posted at 5:39PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by Mike Z.

7. This is not a contest entry.

As we come up with clever captions for this movie we might take a minute to find out more about Ernie Davis, "The Elmira Express". There has been much said about this outstanding athlete and a very nice story about him is on Wikipedia here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Davis

Posted at 5:41PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by Frank Townend

8. ... you can't even run for office...

Posted at 5:43PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by Todd G.

9. Coach: She can see Russia from her house!

Player: I said "Are we PLAYIN" not "SARAH PALIN"!

Suddenly, the term "Defensive" applied to much more than football.

Posted at 5:48PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by Eddie

10. "Whatchu talkin' bout Willis?"

Posted at 5:56PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by Fargus

11. Coach: Why aren't you playing up to your obvious potential yet?
Player: Because we haven't had the requisite training montage yet!

Posted at 8:01PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by Matt

12. Coach: What do you mean you never saw Rudy?
Player: Who?

Posted at 8:18PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by Stephen

13. "I left my car running in the parking lot. Can you take my keys and turn it off for me?"

Posted at 9:21PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by Ryan

14. So what? Let the rest of the team stare, but I can't go another quarter without feeling your soft, warm lips again!

Posted at 10:01PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by Eric S.

15. Coach: Okay, buster, I know you're a talented player, and that the folks love seeing a young black man succeed, but that doesn't mean you have the right to try your attitude with me! I mean, just what the hell are you staring at???

Ernie: Sir.....You've got a Pringles crumb on your cheek.

Posted at 10:01PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by Eric S

16. Why do you want me to line up with the other team coach?

Posted at 11:18PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by DarkAgair

17. Coach: I thought you were an athlete?!
Ernie: I am an athlete!!

Posted at 12:12AM on Oct 4th 2008 by Christina

18. Ernie: Im telling you Coach!! They shouldnt have done it!! IT IS NOT RIGHT!! What they did was Wrong... You know it! I know It!! It Hurts Coach!! It Hurts Inside!!

Coach: Im sorry Ernie, But no matter what we do..... Harry Potter still isnt coming out until July..

Posted at 1:27AM on Oct 4th 2008 by Jullian

19. Candy!? For Breakfast!?

Posted at 3:46AM on Oct 4th 2008 by Jake S.

20. Damn...Did you hear about O.J.?

Posted at 8:49AM on Oct 4th 2008 by Chaz King